assholei:

youtrollthedice:

theimpolitecanadian:

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

The fact that 246,720 ppl know what this is

it’s almost like everyone drinks water or something

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hawlmuchalucha:

deans-left-buttcheek:

Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass

College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing

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blackfemalepresident:

you are not a queen if your throne is made out of all the girls you stepped on just to make yourself look superior

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luvyourselfsomeesteem:

Vaginas are expected to be bald, super soft with no stubble, smell like fresh picked lavender and taste like a mango yet there are so many hairy, discolored, sweaty and salty ballsacks out there demanding to be in a mouth.

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leafydew:

@ friends who dont take random pictures of me when were together: do u not care about my instagrams aesthetic ????

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cactsus:

my thick thighs and basic brown eyes will win over someone’s heart one day

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alt-j:

when I say “lmao” I do not mean “laughing my ass off” I mean “lmao”

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